Okay, first off, sure, I feel we’re calling it The Visitor Cottage now. Too many individuals have been confused about “carriage home”, questioning the place that is, why it’s, what it’s – and everybody will get “visitor cottage,” aka on our property, however not the place we reside, and she or he is outdated. As a reminder, we employed Tom Island, Portland’s greatest and most likable and enthusiastic older dwelling inspector (or any dwelling), to inform us what’s improper with our visitor cottage. He was the unique inspector once we closed on the home, and we LOVED his stage of expertise, experience, and enthusiasm about our classic property (he’s a former builder, so only a wealth of data). Now, I’d say that the majority of what he wrote on the inspection report wasn’t an enormous shock – every little thing must be mounted or changed – like EVERYTHING, however we do have excellent news on the finish!!!
WAIT, WATCH THE QUICK YOUTUBE!!!
Sure, you’ll get the inspection right here, however it’s WAY extra enjoyable watching on YouTube. It’s fast and enjoyable, I promise 🙂
Now for the written report. We simply screengrabbed block by block with Tom’s notes in blue.
The Roofing
The roof doesn’t really look unhealthy from the surface on components of it, however over the canning room, it truly is and definitely leaks lots. My hope can be to restore, not completely change (naturally). So we’ll see.

On the within, you possibly can see mould development and lead injury (and we felt it too within the winter). It was gnarly in right here!!!
The Chimney

Non-functioning chimney ought to go – however what if we like the way it appears to be like? It seems his report says it’s unsafe, and “falling”. And yeah, no gutters, so we’ve an actual water administration drawback.
The Siding

Whereas these images look unhealthy, he informed us in individual that the siding actually doesn’t have to be changed. Moreover the rotting, the wooden is powerful and certain, has some holes. Since it could be so costly to repair ll of it, our hope is simply to exchange what HAS to be and repaint to match.

He’s very critical within the report, however in individual, he was like “sure, it wants assist, however that is such nice outdated siding that we must always simply repair it. We would wish to customized mill the wooden to exchange it, which could be very costly (he stated both $150 a linear foot or $15 a linear foot – someway my mind didn’t clock the decimal placement, lol).
The Home windows

All of us love outdated home windows and wavy glass, however these are in unhealthy form. In the event that they aren’t cracked or lacking, the wooden is completely damaged or rotting.

My objective/plan can be to exchange the home windows the place they’re, not transfer or add. The home is properly lit, and sure, I even love the awkward window on the second ground. We really would possibly cut back the home windows within the canning room as a result of the massive one appears to be like out to a tall fence 2 ft away (so it offers no gentle and is kind of the eyesore). Plus, that is likely to be the music room (Charlie is such an excellent drummer, if I can brag a bit about my son), so much less glass, extra insulation might be higher if we do this.
The Breezeway/Lined Walkway

I feel what he’s saying is that the entire thing actually must be changed (ARCIFORM additionally informed us this again and again), however we have been like, so what? It’s outdated and rickety? It’s not like our kids sleep underneath it. The largest challenge is that the rain from it pours onto the siding, rotting out the home. So we will certainly make some changes to that, and certain, if we’ve to exchange the entire thing, we wil,l however my objective can be to restore, not change.
Ants!

We’ve acquired some pleasant carpenter ants. I’m unsure should you demo this out first or get a pest management individual on the job – we’ll determine it out.
The Plumbing

Tom didn’t know the way outdated the plumbing was, however near 100 years outdated. It’s rusted by and must be ripped out and changed.

Sure, the sink does want changing, LOL. BTW, it’s a Kohler sink! I forgot Kohler had been round that lengthy!!

My favourite quote of the inspection: “Upstairs lavatory wants new bathroom”. INDEED. That’s the opening within the ground. I don’t know when there was a rest room (perhaps within the Forties?) and when it was eliminated (or the extra daunting query…why????). The bathe is wooden, doubtless as a result of solely the rich may afford tile on the time. As you possibly can think about, it didn’t maintain up effectively, and I’m not even certain we’re going to put in a bathe up right here, but when we do, ought to we make our personal tile? Gather sufficient classic??? METHINKS YES.

Yeah, he wasn’t impressed with the state of the pipes..it’s all acquired to goooooooo.

He thought the water heater was from the 80s, which made me assume, did somebody reside right here after I was a baby??? Appears a lot older than that!
The Electrical

Okay, so we expect the home acquired knob and tube electrical energy within the Nineteen Twenties or Forties (Isn’t that wild? Lower than 100 years in the past, folks in rural America didn’t have indoor lighting, and now our lives are outsourced to AI robots???? TECHNOLOGY IS UNFATHOMABLE). So there’s some hodgepodge electrical from that point after which after.

You see, knob and tube (the outside conduits on the ceiling – not likely proven right here) isn’t grounded or secure. So then within the 60s they added extension cords on the ceiling, , with a staple gun! For sure, all has to go, and the home must be rewired. I’ll write extra about this later as I find out about it, however I actually don’t need to intestine this home. My hope is that we are able to both simply elevate up sure boards (which I heard is a factor) or use fairly conduit for the essential lighting fixtures and shops (additionally a factor). Or perhaps it’s a combo. Extra on that later (additionally, HELP).

Everyone seems to be charmed by this range, and I’m, too, in principle. However it’s not prefer it’s cute (no offense, range). Sure, it’s superior which you could open it and warmth it with wooden burning inside it, however it screams “I’m going to burn your own home down,” and once more, it’s not prefer it’s this cute “may have come from Downton Abbey” range. Tom simply stated it wants cleansing out, however that range isn’t staying. And no, neither is the asbestos.
The Basis

The lengthy and the wanting it’s that all the basis wants fixing, changing, or simply pouring within the first place.

The home was constructed over time, and a few of the “rooms” had a tiny crawl area and others have been simply wooden on grime, and for others, a slab was poured. All of it must be handled. Does anybody know a scorching basis model to work with? LOL.

Yeah, extra basis disgrace. They actually cobbled collectively these homes, placing wooden on a brick on a stone – like that bizarre TikTok pattern the place girls are standing on a can of pickles on a field of one thing in a excessive heel?? That’s how this home was constructed.

Right here’s the official prognosis:

We weren’t stunned and but completely bummed. We don’t know a lot, however we all know that “want to exchange basis” gave the impression of tens of hundreds (or extra). And never one thing we are able to’t DIY. Extra on that quickly.
SO WHAT IS THE GOOD NEWS????

Properly, Tom really stated all of the wooden was in fairly nice form (and the home is like 100% wooden). The posts and beams that maintain the home up are sturdy (outdated development FTW), and the flooring and ceiling wooden are so lengthy and clear (prime quality). He was impressed with how sturdy the home was; she’s a 200-year-old Olympic athlete! WE don’t must intestine it and change all of the wooden, simply repair the inspiration and every little thing else, however the construction can stay principally intact (he thinks). After all, we’re hiring an engineer together with a basis contractor and should get it permitted, so praying that they don’t make us take off all the inside facet or exterior siding to repair every little thing. Tom actually didn’t assume we would have liked to. Simply spot restore as wanted – not an overhaul. After all, he stated that about our principal home right here that we ended up gutting, however that’s as a result of we needed to open up the partitions – it was really lots grosser on this home (drywall and plaster crumbling in every single place), apart from the beautiful home windows. He even thinks that the flooring beneath the gross laminate asbestos flooring is actually fairly lengthy wooden planks that might be salvaged.
An enormous due to Tom Island for his report. If you’re in Portland (or surrounding areas, he lives within the Willamette Valley) and need an inspector with a whole lot of house-building expertise (and a lover of older properties), he’s actually unimaginable. And his spouse follows – Hello!! 🙂
*** Oh, and for these of you who reached out about restoration teaching, I haven’t gotten again to anybody but!!! I’ve been so slammed touring, then catching up, then touring once more with youngsters earlier than summer time is over. Nonetheless no replace on the paranormal investigator, however I did get a house religious counselor that might be enjoyable to speak to. We have now an appointment on the Oregon Historic Society quickly to hopefully higher perceive who lived right here, after they constructed it, the way it was used, what the neighborhood was like -anything 🙂
Opening Picture Credit: Pictures by Kaitlin Inexperienced | Left From: Earlier than Exterior Tour | Proper From: Earlier than Inside Tour